Smart Home Tinkerers Gifts

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

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Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"This smart home doesn't come with a formal dining room. It has an informal dining room, so it will call you by your first names instead of using Mr. or Mrs."

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."