Temperature Regulator Gifts

'Ms Klein, please turn down the air-conditioning.'

I told you the thermostat was set too low.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

World Financial Mafia

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Guidelines

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"Three big corks? That's it?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Another Rogue Trader

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Taming the beast of the free market...

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