Temperature Regulation Gifts

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Federal Guidelines

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

VW scandal

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty