Temperature Adjuster Gifts

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

The new rain dance.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Straightening up.

A Greenhouse Effect: Global Moaning

A clerk misunderstanding the use of a thermometer.

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Indoor sauna.

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

'A body temperature of 98.6 normally wouldn't worry me but this is in centigrade!'

Cat Thermostat

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

"And do you promise never to fight over the thermostat setting?"

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

"You can turn down the air conditioning now...I'm awake!"