Angle Adjuster Gifts

Straightening up.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A Hole in the Dike

Giraffe Selfie

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

A Wrecked-angle.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'Your glass is half full!'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.