Bone Adjuster Gifts

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Fitness guru.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Very funny!'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Bone appetit!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Make a Wish

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Gymnasts

'Your glass is half full!'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Bones

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....