Bone Booster Gifts

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Jumping cheerleaders

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Zumba

Cheerleaders

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'Very funny!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Switch me on please..."

Advanced Password Hint

Leap

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

Brain Charger

Breakfast of Champions

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Make a Wish

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

"Supersize me."

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

Bride and Groom walking down exercise machine

Atlas' Exercise Machine