Bone Booster Mugs

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Jumping cheerleaders

Zumba

Cheerleaders

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'Very funny!'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

"Switch me on please..."

Brain Charger

Advanced Password Hint

Breakfast of Champions

Leap

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Make a Wish

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

"Supersize me."

"I think I'd be better at leading if I could yell louder."

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

Bride and Groom walking down exercise machine

Atlas' Exercise Machine