Height Booster Mugs

Elevator Shoes.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

Zumba

Cheerleaders

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Books to Brain

Narcissus

Advanced Password Hint

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Breakfast of Champions

Leap

Mount Everest.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Now...what was I doing

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!