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Height Hacker Mugs
Start their day with a giggle—our height hacker mugs feature humorous designs that celebrate their unique perspective and fun personality, making every coffee break a little more playful.
Weird things I do because of the internet
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.
'Here you are, Simmons!'
Giving Things Up For Lent.
'Where you went wrong' Desk.
The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.
'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'
'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'
Man on Stilts in a Market
"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."
"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."
Seeing the marriage counselor.
'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'
'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'
"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."
"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"
I always feel so short when you wear heels.
Son measuring his father against the wall.
Golf Hil Divot
"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."
Secrets of Adulthood.
Tightrope Walker.
Tossing for it.
Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.
"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."
Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.
Man on stilts on a date.
Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.
Addiction Research Centre.
'What it like being able to jump so high?'
'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'
'You just grew three inches.'
Big Fish Eat Little Fish
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