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'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

Zumba

Ego Increasing School

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

Books to Brain

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"Switch me on please..."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Narcissus

Breakfast of Champions

Brain Charger

Advanced Password Hint

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Leap

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'