Brain Booster Mugs

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Switch me on please..."

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

"We won't make much progress until you trust me."

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Books to Brain

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.