Brain Booster Prints

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"Switch me on please..."

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

"We won't make much progress until you trust me."

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."