Immune Booster Gifts

24-hour virus best seller: Double Your Life Span,

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

Zumba

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Flu Vaccine.

Criminal Germs

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Books to Brain

Medicine.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Switch me on please..."

Leap

Breakfast of Champions

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

Fighting Covid

Get up and go

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Four

Coronavirus Reinfection

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

Germ warfare.

"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).