Immune Informer Gifts

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

vaccine wars.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Vaccinating Death

Covid and the Vaccines

Covid Shield

You can relax now.

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

'I'll have another flu shot.'

An allergist sneezing

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Mosquito Test + Taste

Vaccine

Blood Peer Pressure.

'You've broken down my immune system!'

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."