Immune System Inquirer Gifts

You can relax now.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Covid Shield

Covid and the Vaccines

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

An allergist sneezing

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Mosquito Test + Taste

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

Vaccine

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Blood Peer Pressure.

'You've broken down my immune system!'

Fighting Covid

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Dr. Fauci

'A flu shot? I won't need that I have diplomatic immunity!'

"Tag - you have measles!"