Illness Immunizer Gifts

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

2021

vaccine wars.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Comicron

Vaccinating Death

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Save the world together

'I'll have another flu shot.'

"Technically, he's an essential worker."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Criminal Germs

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"This feels so familiar."

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

Super Hero Vaccines

Vaccine race

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Anti-Vaxxers

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Needles vs Covid

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."

Covid vs Vaccine

'Very well, instead of the bible I'll read you Harry Potter but I am still standing behind the lectern.'

"Haha! Finally safe!"

"I seek you looking for my first vaccine shot, then you seek me for the second."

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"