Bone Buff Gifts

'Very funny!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"We're exclusively delts."

Gene Therapy

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Spider Clown.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."