Bone Adjuster Prints

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Fitness guru.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Very funny!'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Bone appetit!'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story.

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

Gymnasts

"Let's face it - we're much better at digging up new dinosaurs than naming them."

Make a Wish

'Your glass is half full!'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....