Climate Control Fan Pillows

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Californians Abroad.

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Robot cat passes Turing test.

Portion control in the Old West

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

'The ice machine's broken!!'