Breath Freshener Enthusiast Pillows

Man eating 'after work mints'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Fumes from furniture

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Air Pollution Threat

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

Air Bill

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Brush your teeth!

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Natural History Museum: Tree

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Windsock

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

Sanitizer

The dark side of hand santizer

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."