Breath Care Enthusiast Pillows

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Criminal Germs

The Good Breathing Guide

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."