Breath Freshener Enthusiast Mugs

Man eating 'after work mints'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Fumes from furniture

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Air Pollution Threat

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

Air Bill

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Brush your teeth!

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

'Don't talk to the plants after you've eaten garlic.'

Natural History Museum: Tree

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Windsock

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

The dark side of hand santizer

Sanitizer

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"