Herb Guru T-Shirts

"I'm looking for some sage advice."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Cat Nip.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

Too much cilantro

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot