Herb Guru Pillows

"I'm looking for some sage advice."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Too much cilantro

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot