Plant Guru Pillows

"Joyce, stand well back. I'm going in with GrowBlast."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening#2

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot