Plant Expert Pillows

The Blue Palo Verde

The Velvet Mesquite

Ocotillo

The Pinon Pine

The Jeopardy of Progress

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Pull the udder one

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'