Plant Care Specialist Pillows

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Allotment

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Velvet Mesquite

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Pea

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'