Plant Care Pillows

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Oh gross, manure.'

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Plant Fast Food.

'That plant food really works!'

Hydroponic Gardening

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Acupuncture

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Sheds

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

User friendly soil.

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Gone to seed.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

'Personnel, hire someone with a green thumb quick!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

"The garden is my résumé."

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'