Plant Care Pillows

"Aphids on the heliotrope!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Oh gross, manure.'

Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.

I can never tell the plants from the weeds! Pull them all up and the ones that grow again are the weeds!

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Fast Food.

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

Hydroponic Gardening

Acupuncture

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Sheds

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Gone to seed.

User friendly soil.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"The garden is my résumé."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I saw you got a new garden hose."

The Cactus Reader

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"