Plant Care Specialist Mugs

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,