Home Remedy Guru Pillows

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"I tried an apple a day, I tried chicken soup, I tried vitamin C..."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

House for sale - some assembly required.

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Spring Cleaning

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Planning permission REFUSED...

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"I knew you'd understand."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'