Herbal Hobbyist Pillows

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Too much cilantro

Medicinal plants

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Plant Lady

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

Gardeners

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"You spoil that plant!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."