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Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

The Return of the Germ

"I think I'm coming down with something."

'YAY! PATE!'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"