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'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'YAY! PATE!'

"Are there space-babes?"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Is it working?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"Surprise!"

Alien Magician

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Cola Observatory

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Shuttle wash

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"