Galactic Gag Enthusiast Gifts

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'YAY! PATE!'

"Are there space-babes?"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Space is not for pussies!"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Is it working?"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'My first drink since my accident.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

TPP

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

Alien Magician

Space X Crew Dragon

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Cola Observatory

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Shuttle wash