
"Johnson, we'd better get the gun! I think there might be some really big rabbits living here!"
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"Johnson, we'd better get the gun! I think there might be some really big rabbits living here!"
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'
Save Our Universe
Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'
Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"
Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'
". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"
"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"
"Are there space-babes?"
First attempt at the Big Bang
"This is where you'll be sleeping."
Black Hole Corks
"Space is not for pussies!"
'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'
The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
How's my abducting?
'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'
"I think we walked into the wrong bar."
"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
TPP
Chalk Bored
"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."
"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."
The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari
Cola Observatory
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