Garden Wanderer Pillows

Welcome to Kew Gardens

The gold fish at Hampton Court

'But enough about me. Let's talk about apples.'

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Pumpkin patch

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Rose Garden

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Where the wild things were."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Botany Baby!

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Monkey-artist

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog