Garden Wanderer Gifts

'Some scout he is!'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

The gold fish at Hampton Court

'But enough about me. Let's talk about apples.'

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Pumpkin patch

Support Group for a Good Problem

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

Butterflies

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"