Garden Dweller Gifts

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'And this is the garden - we've gone for a wild-flower meadow feel.'

'When I come home from a hard day at the office I expect a little more than that for dinner!'

Windchimes

"I told our neighbor to not leave his metal lawn chair out in the sun."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Butterflies

"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."

"And you get a free dinner for two for just taking a test drive!"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

'I know an apple when I see one!'

"I just realized everyone I know is fake."

'I know it appears cruel, but it's in my nature to want to annoy Bill Oddie.'

'Hi - I'm Eve.'

'You're on your own. Closed for summer.'

'I suppose this really is a bird-table!'

See Gnome Evil, Hear Gnome Evil, Speak Gnome Evil.

"His grass really is greener!"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Marshmallows

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Botany Baby!

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"