Garden Shop Wanderers Gifts

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Mr. Right!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

See you at the farmers market!

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Art Gallery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The sunglasses.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"That must be the artist over there."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

The Big Picture

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'