Garden Shop Explorer Gifts

Clean dirt.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Pumpkin patch

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Alphabet soup

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Are they fresh?'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'I don't care as long as don't end up being eaten over a sink.'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'