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"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Mr. Right!"

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

See you at the farmers market!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Art Gallery.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The sunglasses.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"That must be the artist over there."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

The Big Picture

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'