Glacier Worker Gifts

'How did things go down at the glacier today, dear?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Zenboni

"Is there anybody there?"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

A plunger in an outhouse

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"The glaciers are angry."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

'Read this expert opinion - the glaciers are melting.'

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Dunk Hunt

Rain forest clearance - Just think about it, no more raking leaves!

New Uses For Excess Coal

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Climbing Mount Everest.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Climate change creeps north.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Rosebank oil field

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."