Coal Worker Gifts

Colliers and the Coal Districts

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

Coal mines: Union and Non-Union

"I swear, I'm a canary too! Look! It's just that I've finished my shift in the coal mine and haven't showered yet..."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"We need a union!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'