Coal Industry Aficionado Gifts

"He's being retrained."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Oil Price

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Improvised Economic Device

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

Arthur Scargill, 7.13am, 25th December 1984.

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Coal-Fired Pizza

Arthur Scargill

Esso stand at a perfume counter.

Biggins regarded his gift from Santa with mixed emotions. On the one hand, he now had a whole year's worth of research funding...

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

The radiocarbon dating technique.

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Fuel Costs

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

Boy Scout Camp.

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

After nearly thirty years, Mike and Paul's friendship is put to the test.

Mythology Camp. Not so close to the fire, Icarus.