Coal Mining Aficionado Gifts

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Car Breast-Feeding

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Where clean coal comes from.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Deadwood 25 miles

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'What do you mean, you forgot about the coalmining search?'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

'The meek will inherit coal mine safety violations, and the human health and the death toll.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

How coal creates jobs

'Er Alf what do you know Margaret Thatcher has died!'

Expensive oil.

'The Canary Died Again.'

"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

"He's being retrained."

Libyan Oil

Power Station

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

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