Coal History Buff Gifts

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

Critcism

Elephant and Castle

The Art of the Possible

India kicks out Uncle Sam.

"Hang in there, Boys! Our dear leader will be here soon to pardon us..."

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Jeff Sessions

Centerville.

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

Deadwood 25 miles

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

William Pitt - 'The Distressed Statesman'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'