Coal Nostalgia Gifts

Arthur Scargill

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'My first tattoo...'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"