Coal Industry Gifts

Arthur Scargill

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Where clean coal comes from.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Venice Floods

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

The Oil of Iran

Oil Spill in the Bath.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant