Coal Industry T-Shirts

Arthur Scargill

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venice Floods

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

The Oil of Iran

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'